The Poopie List (Bathroom Humor at its finest)
Ghost Poopie - The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no
poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie - The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but
there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie - The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels
unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and
underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie - This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've
pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie
some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie - The kind where you strain so much to
get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poopie - It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie - The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night
of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of
the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie - The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to
flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie - Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie - The kind where you want to Poopie but
all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie - That's when it hurts so bad coming out, you would swear
it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) - The kind that comes out of your butt
so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie - The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt
and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie - It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poopie - You're not even at the toilet because you are sure
you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!
The Dangling Poopie - This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even
though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or
two will cut it loose.
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